Mary, Mother of God Meets the President

Here is how the conversation goes when Mary, mother of God, finally meets the President:


Mary: So, your number one book is the Bible?

President: Yes, that’s right, the Bible is the number one book. It’s yuge!

Mary: Yes, and it says in the Bible that it is easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven (Matthew 19:24). Aren’t you rich, Mr. President? In fact, aren’t you the richest man ever to become President?

President: Of course, bigly.

Mary: But don’t you want to get into heaven?

President: Of course, tremendously. You’ll find out. You’ll see.


2 thoughts on “Mary, Mother of God Meets the President

  1. michaelgklug says:

    Archangel Michael asks, “Can someone please ‘splain to me the difference between him and the tenets of the Church of Satan, as provided below from Wikipedia:
    “Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
    Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
    Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
    Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates.
    Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
    Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
    Satan represents man as just another animal who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development”, has become the most vicious animal of all.
    Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
    Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.[134]””

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