Here is how the conversation goes when Mary, mother of God, finally meets the President:
Mary: So, your number one book is the Bible?
President: Yes, that’s right, the Bible is the number one book. It’s yuge!
Mary: Yes, and it says in the Bible that it is easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven (Matthew 19:24). Aren’t you rich, Mr. President? In fact, aren’t you the richest man ever to become President?
President: Of course, bigly.
Mary: But don’t you want to get into heaven?
President: Of course, tremendously. You’ll find out. You’ll see.